CATZ AND DA DOGZ, THEY RULZ!
64Once Upon A Time, there was this cat woman, she lived at the end of the road.
She LOVED CATS! All kinds of cats, from little cute kitteh's to BIG FAT CATZ!
They're furry soft, and snuggly and cute cute cute! Doggeh's are cute too, but there's a difference. You can say "Dog, mommie is going to make chicken, so you need a nap"...
Then you can go on down to the store, shop and get back home with arm full of groceries and a cat will snub their nose and try to trick you while, the dog will wait endlessly, maybe not patiently, but they will wait for that first morsel of meat to hit the floor, and ZOOOM they've made it to licking clean up duty before you can say "MEOW" OR "BARK", they've cleaned up that little mess!
As a kid, I had a few animals, and this is a little story over my lifetime of what they taught me out of life! With their sneaky ways, and their sneaky CUTE ways to get what they want....
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OFF WITH THEIR WAGGING TAILS AND TRICKS OF THE TRADE!
IT RAINZ CATZ N' DOGZ
These are a special group of Dogz and catz, dey got personality! DEY MAKE THE RULEZ!
We can tell Dog, to lay down while mommie does hubpages, but a cat, now they're going to get a bit bossy when it comes to attention!
Of course, like the nature of the cat, they will demand attention, and as soon as you close your laptop, they decide to go off and be on their own!
CATZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! DEY B MEEN! :)
DOGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! DEY B A WIDDLE MORE PATIENT...
COZ they know chow is comin'..... and while catz do too
Yes, they will find a way....
I remember, my first cat, was all white! I loved the show Bewitched, and of course another little girl who could do magic! I LOVED Tabatha! She was my favorite little girl on TV!
Although I was a few years older than her, I liked how she put her finger on her nose to make it wiggle, then her wishes came true! Wow, how much I would have loved to be her! She was cute as a button, and just over all adorable! So, my first cat, as you've guessed by now was named, Tabatha!
Well, Tabatha, wandered over and had her kittens in our neighbors closet! It was nice of her to let Tabatha inside, I liked my neighbor lady, she was so nice to me! Always had a cookie in the jar for me! Then when Tabatha had her babies there they had to stay until they were old enough to come home! I was sure in a magical heaven of my own then!
A couple of weeks after that, the nice lady came home from the hospital with a little baby! Aw, I loved going to see him and she let me hold him after I sat on her sofa she'd place the new baby in my arms. Childhood memories, strange how they come back at times.
I know now, Tabatha came home, with Tom, Tomisina and Tabby because the new baby needed his own closet! :) No more time for Mrs. H to cater to me, or to my little kittens, or did she have time to read the paper! Aw...
I still loved the new baby! Got to watch him grow up and play, sing 1,2,3 to him... :)
Sneaky lil critter! Just like a cat to try to get out of any work! Did you know if you can get your cat to wear little booties made out of Dust-it's, that all the gotta do is walk around a lot, then next thing ya know all their little fur is stickin' to their feet and ya take them off and toss them out, and little kitteh has cleaned up the house for you!
So if you got a little lazy like this guy, just put that swiffer in the closet and put some dust it's on their feet and let them chase the dog! Next thing ya know, you got a clean floor! Sunday evening, just run the wet swiffer over the floor, especially in the dining room and you've got a house with some spic n' span clean floors! (Yes I tried it with the dog, she doesn't like Dust it's on her feet, the silly thing, and nope, she doesn't fall for mommie letting the strays come inside to wear Dust it's, I get stuck using Swiffer! Like it or not.)
So, while you're busy trying to make some hubz :) you're tapping away at the keyboard, maybe going from tab to tab, keeping track on what your friends are up to on Facebook, checking to see if any friends have uploaded a new hub, making sure your stalkers *wink* are still there, and of course checking if you're still packing for the China trip in SL, and building your city and gifting to everyone in City of Wonder.. looking in on your groups, you gotta wonder, what is the kitteh up to!
Well, snuggling up on your favorite blanket making sure to get lots of nice hair balls on it is usually the norm! Well, I found it funny when I saw a friend had posted that their friends water bill has gone up quite a bit but they didn't know why, they decided to video the TOILET!
WHAT? Yeah, the toilet! Ooooook! Well, what they found out when they got home, was their kitteh had gone and learned how to flush the toilet, and watch amazed at the water swirl around and around! When it stopped, there went kitteh, up with both paws pulling that lever down to swirl that water AGAIN! The cat did this repeatedly, until he stick his little paw in and decided he didn't like the actual FEEL of this swirling water, so it just watched the water in in complete awe!
The family then knew WHY their water bill was so high! They had to start closing the bathroom door when they went out, so kitteh would not be playing ring around the potty while they were gone! Yes, it's a true fact, it does cost about .10 every time you flush the toilet! Amazing the things you can learn from a cat huh?
Anyway, deez lil catz n' dogz, dey got a liddle story to tell... sit back and enjoy da ridez.....
Ok, so you have your over active cat who likes to play toilet games! And actually uses the litter box! Then you have the lazy kitteh! Um, what do to when you have lazy kitteh?
You can always shine the flashlight on the wall, they do love that, and can NEVER figure out WHERE that light is coming from, or WHERE did it go? Let alone WHY did it go up the wall and onto the ceiling! Poor kitteh is TOTALLY BAFFLED! Worn out from chasing this strange light that tends to go everyplace kitteh can't seem to go! Humm... well, you've got to decide, HEY maybe kitteh wants to go for a walk! After all, you took the dog for a walk, and DOG loved going for a walk! Got to see everything, get attention from the kids down the street, you got to chat with Mrs. Crabgrass down on the corner, and Doggeh, he got to leave a little present on the lawn on Mr. Scrooge who is there year round, and hasn't a a clue what Christmas IS!
So, how about it kitteh, would you like to go for a walk, let's show off to the neighbors you're pretty new green leash ok?
Here kitteh, here kitteh kitteh... um, where did kitteh go? Maybe mommie can get some work done if she knows Kitteh has taken up a nap somewhere... but WHERE! Hopefully not on mommies new fluffy comforter!
Maybe there's some where else kitteh has decided is better, but WHERE could it be? Let's take a look around.. quietly because if kitteh is sleepin' no need to wake him right! So you go sneekin' around, and you peek in at the kids room. Little Sally, oops, she's left her Nightmare Before Christmas bag on her bed! Uh oh, what's that little head poking out?
Better get a closer look... yep, looks like kitteh and Jack have made friends....
Oh no! I return from looking for my pencil, and it's GONE! Oh! This can mean only one thing, THE DOGGEH GOT IT! I better find the dog, and get my pencil, after all I have GOT to get my shopping list prepared so I can come home and make new hubz!
I know all my friends are looking forward to seeing my hubz and I can't let them down, but I really am looking forward to making a new Italian CHICKEN recipe, not only do I love a good slow cooker chicken, but so does the dog! Wait, of course the doggeh is doing to love it, the dog loves any chicken, well, I guess the cats too too!
Now, I've got to find my pencil and get busy on making that list of what to get while shopping at the grocery! I don't want to forget, in case kids sleep over at a friends, I might just stay home and make a Mimosa or something!
All I know is the GUILTY animal in this household has to wear the "I DID IT TIE."
ah HA! I knew it, YOU kitteh, you were going to snag that pencil! You know if I go to store, I might buy chicken when you want TUNA! Yep, I know how kitteh's think! You want FISH... uh huh.. yep!
Ok ok ok.. I know you're going to try and fool me with this "no penzils" business, but I know how ya think! I learned from the big catz, you don't want us human'z do to nothing that isn't cat or kitteh related, you just want tuna... or lobster... or shrimpz... I know I know, you cannot fool me!
Just like dog can't fool me, I know they want chickenz and you catz want fish, but I'M GOING TO GO BUY CHICKEN! There's no foolin' me bub! I know you want fish, I know you tried to hid the pencil in the wooden shelf on the floor, plus, I saw you trying to act like you're spying on the neighbor cats...
I told ya, you are not fooling nobody kitteh! You're not spying on the neighbor catz! Besides, I don't even think the neighbors HAZ any catz at all!
I think they do have a dog though, so you better just be good and stop trying to trick me with spying, besides it's not nice to watch the neighbors, that is SNOOPING, and only one dog in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD can get away with that, and that's Snoopy the Doggeh! Him and a boy hang around together, his name is Charlie, and don't think you can get in on it because you can't.
Charlie might not be the smartest just cos his head his round, but he IS the Charlie Brownest! So, just stop acting like you see everything because I know you can't!
OH I see, how YOU'RE in on the picture... That's it, you go right ahead and snooze right there while I shoot down to the grocer and pick up some dinner for tonight!!
Sum how, I know I'll come back and THIS CAT WILL NOT HAVE MADE NOT ONE HUBZ!
See, cos I'm the cat lady who lives at the end of the street, I know my catz & dogz! DIS one here, it's a fatty catty! I can bet ya a million bucks just because I got my pencil back (FINALLY) this heffer of a cat will claim to be working on getting a hub started, but instead, I betcha it will sleep the WHOLE time i'm gone! Then expect me to believe just because the top of the computer is warm, that he was workin' on a hubz and Snoopy kitteh went and closed the top and shut it off!
I'm onto their antic's! I've been the cat lady at the end of the road far too longz to believe all their mixed up storiez!
:::WHEW::: Finally I'm back from the store! Yea yea... I did get some tuna for the kitteh'z but DON'T tell dem! Coz the dog wantz chicken and the dog is good and takes naps so I don't have to worry about the crazy antics the cats are up to!
All I know is I gotta get busy and get some hubz typed up so my followers will have something new to read! Those darn catz now, they are always up to some mischiviouz stuff so if I can just make them think they gotta be good while the chicken cookz then, I can get some typin' done, and the dog will be good and the kitteh's will maybe go take a nap or something until I'm done, but then when I am I'll surprizez them with some tuna'z or other fishy stuff they like. If they've been bad and stole any pazzwordz then I'm never trusting them in the house alone again!
Ok, well, hope you enjoyed my little story on how to make your catz be good while you do hubz!
Okay! So everything looks ok! I seen little miss yellowz over there thinkin' she can hide in the shelf and I won't see her trying to distract me from makin' hubz, but I'm staying focused and going to have a few new ones for the next few days!
Now that one black cat is new around here, and I never can find that little critter! I hope wherever it is he's bein' good, cos I don't have time for any new antics from any new catz, especially ones that might pull tricks! Um... funny I can't seem to remember my pazzwordz.. good thing I wrote them down! Well, until next time, happy hubbingz and have a great lol'ing day!
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Thanks David! I have to say I was "lol'ing" myself while making it! :) I'm glad you enjoyed it! It was fun putting my own sayings on them! I just love animals anyway, so it made it all the more fun doing it! :) There's so many great ones, just too many for one hubz lol!!
So ok, wow, cats... Yup, cats. And then more catz. There are like a million stray cats in my neighborhood, but you never see them until it gets dark. There are also a ton of bunnies, and I mean "a ton"!
My crazy historic little town goes quiet at 9 every night, and from about 11 on, you can't drive or walk through the town without coming across a thousand cats and bunnies. Odd is that it's full of squirrels during the day. Either way, I'm always afraid to take a walk because I might be attacked by the animal kingdom, and I don't really have any defense strategies worked out for these types of creatures.
So I wanna say "thanks" for the recent love you sent. I have been away for a while. I can't really explain why, buy you aren't the only one to notice. I have received emails from some people who were asking the same thing. When I mentioned my dedication to BBG, I'm pretty sure that was the last time I logged into the pages. I've had this super wild life, and in the midst of it, I had a mental shutdown.
At the beginning of April, I was faced with unemployment ending and the need to find a job, in a place where jobs have been scarce for the past two years. I had some bowling banquets happen at some various casinos around my area, and I also hit a bunch of season ending tournaments.
Then I found out my daughter had not been attending preschool, and I pay out the ass for that school. So after some fighting, and long story short, I am now taking her to school a few days a week. I ended up getting an extension on unemployment, but I also work part time, "as they allow", and tons of people walked out and quit, all at the same time.
This meant that good ole T.Y. had to be stretched thin, since I'm like the only reliable person there, and I'm working 6 days a week, on various split shifts, that totals 20 hours!
I also had to deal with my annual week long tax battle. It takes forever to get my taxes done, but it really pays off when I get my refund off. You wouldn't believe the types of things that I'm able to deduct!
To top that all off, I answered an ad for someone seeking comedy writers. The guy loved my ideas and brand of humor. It's a shot at the big screen, and I really wanted to make it work. But I ended up having a mass system overload. There were so many things happening all at once, that I couldn't spare any more of myself to them. It seemed like each thing needed my full attention.
In the end, my daughter trumped all, and my creative mind shut down. These are the first words I have typed since like the beginning of april.
I have a complete story of my BBG dedication hub, the problem, was that I couldn't find a title that suited it. I know it sounds kinda weird, but for some reason, that's been my whole hold up on the project. I'm usually really good at thinking up goofy sounding titles, but I just can't come up with one for this article. And trying to do so, is part of what sent me into a funk. "Behind the visions of blood", was the first one that I thought up. But the more I said it, the less I liked it. Coarse then again, I might just end up using it in the end.
I was flowing with ideas one day. Coming up with great dialogue for the show, and banging out ideas for the BBG story, then the next day, I had a complete freeze up. Each time I attempted to think about either thing, over the past month, my head started to hurt. So I just shut everything down. I'm still quite a bit fuzzy, as the problems are still lingering, but I do hope to start writing my dedication today.
She told me that she really loves twists, turns, and surprises. So I feel that it's only right, that I have a title that adds to it. The article began with a really vivid and intense dream that I had. Then I combined some inspirations for it from a few songs that I had heard later that day. One of which, was a Mudvayne song, and the other was "Louisa's bones", by crooked fingers. During this day of looking back and reliving the dream that I had, I kept hearing the voice of Jude Law, using his english accent, narrating my thoughts to myself. You know the accent, the one he used in Lemmony Snickets. Yea, that one was my narrator, lol.
So anyways, that was the beginning of the inspiration for what I hope to be a great hub. And it will be my last fiction hub for a good while. I wanted to write 3 fictional hubs, and then go back to my other styles. "Oochie", "Donkey", and the hub without a name.
I have all of today to myself, and there's a pretty good storm brewing to the west. I'll see what I can get myself into here with this article today. I also want to write some of the scenes out for the show as well.
Oh, and congrats on the 100. That's pretty bangin! Send my love to the rest of the crew, and do me a big favor, and don't approve this message after you read it. I don't want BBG to have any idea of what my dedication to her will be like. LOL!
But I'm sure you will find a way to respond.
Take care for now, and hopefully your day is going great!
Uh.. um...er.. uh.. well, I just hit approve then read it, but you said approve it after, and she's not posted since lol so I think you're safe! Actually life has has us up and doing stuff, so sorry about all this downfall! Things can only go down so far then they're going back up, even if it's on the other side of the planet *snicker* Oh, that's Lemmony Snickets' real voice btw LOL! I often find my life being narrated by me, I wonder if that's normal LOL :) Just take your time with the hub for BBG remember she's a grown Superhero so she can handle the wait, and just keep her in suspense until you post it for her!
Thanks on the 100, I had an off day and it kinda lagged a bit but I have a couple in the works right now, just waiting for some final touches! I did get that extra accolade so I'm even across now! That's like having an achievement within an achievement! lol :)
hahahaahaahahhaahahahahahahaha great work Kath thanks loved it
Catz are Coolz and who knows a Kath may be a Catz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kat - I didn't get notified of this one! It's cute and I loved Tabatha too! I had to chuckle at the wink and pencil.one of my dogs just chewed one up! I'm not sure who the guilty party is but I know for sure it wasn't the cat!
Of course not, catz dey likez only typin' datz it! LOL!! haha
Haha! Yes my cat would walk over my keyboard but she can't spell very well!
That's funny! I had a cat named "Kitty" I guess she'd be a "Kitteh" now though! lol! She was jealous of my computer, and it was like 15 years ago LOL! She'd try to sit on my hands so I wouldn't type or put her paw on the keyboard like she was typing too! I remember once she kept doing it and a whole page of JUST m's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOL were left on my screen! It was funny because I was in chat with friends and gave them the brb, so if she'd of hit enter, they would have thought I was back LOL and typing them only m's lol! (would of been funnier if she typed Meow) LOL! I had a lot of fun making this hub! :) Thanks for stopping in RH! Hope you got a smile out of them!
i really wants a cheezeburger now
lol I love that site! They let you have all free royalties to the pictures (even though I got sent a warning for using "googled photos when they were NOT and I added my own sayings) LOL... but are they so cute! My friends are letting me collect their pet's pictures so I can use theirs, so I'm going to make another one soon! Oh and you get points for uploading and making them at the cheezburger site too! (don't forget to leave out the e lol) THANKS for your post!! don't eat too many cheezburgers lol :)
David Warren Level 2 Commenter 12 months ago
As the kids would say ROFL! That was great stuff Katharella! By the time I had finished reading this hub the stress of my day was wiped from my mind. Absolutely loved this hub!